My Writer Journey
"You have been taking so many stories from this world. Isn't it time you gave back some to the world as well?"
I pleaded, "I would, my Lord. Indeed I would. If but I had the talent with words."
"All those wisecracks and retorts that you throw away on many a casual occasion without a thought - is that not a way with words?"
"But my Lord, even if I were to write, who would read?"
The buffalo reared on his hind legs and took on a preacher's pose. "To work you have the right, my son, but not to the fruits thereof." Then he mooed long and deep for no conch shell he had. With that he disappeared and I woke up from my sleep.
Thus having received the word of the Lord, I started a blog in 2008. And on the blog I wrote, I wrote and I wrote. Incessantly I wrote. I wrote humorous narrations of incidents from my life. I shared my views on various topics. I wrote stories; I wrote poetry. I wrote satires and parodies; I wrote tales, fantastical and fanciful, of sense and of nonsense.
I was settling into a rhythm of work, life and blog when again Lord Buffalo appeared in my dreams.
"What did I tell you to do and what are you doing, my bull calf?"
"I am only doing as you advised me, oh Lord. I have been writing all this while."
"But is this what I asked you to write?"
"How does that matter, oh God? Am I not writing?"
"You are, my son. But then a dog is a dog is a dog. And a blog is a blog is a blog. No buffalo should be out on a plain and no story out on a blog. A shed is the right place for a buffalo and a book the right place for a story. That is where stories you must write." Thus saying once again he disappeared."
So from then on I devoted myself diligently to get my stories into books. The doors of many an anthology I went knocking. But just four were the ones that were opened unto me in the four years. Dejected and despondent, I sat brooding and dozed away. I was woken up by the feel of something sharp against my posterior. It was Lord Buffalo. Brandishing his horns at me.
As soon as I saw him I protested volubly. "No, my Lord. This is not fair. This is just not fair. I have been trying so hard to heed your words. But I have only met with failure at every turn. I am giving up, oh Lord."
"What exactly did you do, my little bull calf?"
I poured out my entire tale of woe. Of all the anthologies I had gone seeking. Of all the rich and the famous authors' favors I had tried to win in vain. Of all those wasted words that went unread.
He listened patiently and then turned his rear end towards me. He let drop a load of dung on to the plain. And then disappeared without a trace.
It seems God doesn’t give two hoots to the Open Air Defecation policy of the State. It’s always a pleasure to read your words, Karthik. In a way, the load of dung is symbolic of what I get to see in the shelves of bookstores these days. That is surely a sign, my friend!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha. Indeed. Thanks a lot for your kind words Umashankar. Indeed many of the books published these days give that kind of feel.
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